Archive - That was bullshit and so can you

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Step #1. Renounce your faith and your god.

Apr 28, 2022

I'm terrified of babies

Unequivocally petrified.

Jan 5, 2023

The marginal benefit of legs

Saving shelter dogs, limb by limb

May 26, 2022

Hey HBO: you okay, little buddy?

We get it, you're smarter than us.

Sep 8, 2022

Updates to this is bullshit and so can you's terms of service

effective may 2023

May 31, 2023

Cold, gelatinous meat cubes

A recipe from Substack’s #1 Food & Drink writer.

Oct 6, 2022

Am I a classified document?

Back in my day, data stewardship actually meant something.

Feb 2, 2023

Can you separate the music from the artist?

And: which former dictator has the greatest vocal range?

Nov 18, 2021

And the fate of the nation.

Aug 18, 2022

Life is like the S&P 500

Sometimes you need the Fed to raise interest rates by 75-basis points.

Feb 26, 2023

a few things I’ve been thinking about and a few things I’ve been paranoid-ing about

because not all my thoughts are winners

Sep 10, 2023

Let's see ChatGPT fuck my wife

This email is not spam, it is art.

Feb 21, 2023

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