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What is This is bullshit and so can you That was bullshit and so can you and what do I get out of it?

• When you subscribe to That was bullshit and so can you (née This is bullshit and so can you), you will receive an email about every month (probably), on Thursdays (probably not). I kinda just publish whenever I want—but once-ish per month is a good ballpark estimate.

I’m also the creator of Lonely Richard’s Almanack, an award-winning, super famous almanac-type thing. For the comically low price of $4/month (or $5/month if you purchase with this link) -

• I will physically mail you things. Things like: exclusive articles. Dope breakfast recipes. Titillating party games. Poorly researched geopolitical features. Almanac stuff. Etc.

• You will also be able to share a message with my That was bullshit subscribers via the That was bullshit Jumbotron. Once per year, you can share anything you want with my rabid fanbase—happy birthday messages, nonsensical strings of numbers and characters, angry rants, your Kickstarter campaign, your newsletter, your Etsy store, tepid reviews of local Chinese restaurants, literally anything. Must be under 150 characters. 151 CHARACTERS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

• You can expect something in the mail about once per month. However, I'm not super reliable and you're definitely not the number one priority in my life, so "once a month" is a bit of a moving target for me.

Check out some of my prior posts here in the archive. Also, you giving me any/all of your money would be a nice gesture on your part.

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