Dear Mr. Steph Curry,
On December 14th, 2021 you made your 2,974th three pointer to pass Ray Allen’s record and become the NBA’s all-time leader in three pointers made. Later that evening, you unjustifiably murdered my uncle on behalf of the United States deep state.
You torched him inside his 2007 Ford Taurus just like you torched the nets at Madison Square Garden that Tuesday evening.
You have a 65.5% true shooting percentage and you are 100% responsible for silencing my Uncle Gary for working to prevent a coup d'état orchestrated by Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Sleepy Joe Biden, and George Soros.
You might be the most prolific shooter in NBA history and responsible for revolutionizing the way the game is played on the biggest stage, but you are still a fluoride-possessed, foot-fetished fuck who took the life of an American patriot fighting against tyranny, human trafficking, election fraud, and shapeshifting reptilian humanoids.
Just like how you control the pace and spacing of an NBA game, your gang of cannibalistic, baby-devouring despots control our country’s politicians, the media, and Hollywood.
But you WILL NOT be triumphant. You will not control us. You will not prevail.
The Great Awakening will come.
Your 3-point record will most likely stand the test of time, but the Storm will wipe you and your cabal of Satanic overlords from this world. Then, there will be salvation and utopia on earth. And you will finally pay for your transgressions.
Sincerely,
NBAnon
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